My life confused with women

I don't understand women, to be honest, i can't understand the complexe ways of the opposite sex, my brain just doesn't compute with that!! i' m sorry. If i say something it completely takes another turn when it comes to girls and women.

I sit there and watch as if i was a retarded socialogist and just had nothing to do but watch women be themselves. I can't understand when i make frickin body motion expression and people would be assuming (including women) that i would be talking about a taco wrestling down a car. For crying out loud!!! Maybe if they could teach in kindergarden how to speak and understand the language of women, i don't know what else to do, but just to write on my blog and describe my confusion about the female species.

Can't we all be a little confused with the opposite sex?? Unfortunately, those who claim to understand women perfectly, have really eaten they're sh** for breakfast. Nobody of the opposite sex can fully understand the brainwaves and the thoughts of their opposite sex. I can't even understand the complexity of why girls gossip.

Especially when it comes to love and confusion and their desires, it gets more and more fun just everyday just to see my sister freak out about how much her life was miserable, but when i ask her what's going on she wouldn't tell me (of course).

Seriously, i am not fond of being the only one unable to understand how women work. I'm saying that they are a machine...but when it comes to reallly having to talk to them about a subject that we can all compare to....it changes everything by opinion. I say this, she says that, we think this they think that,

If only god had taken a little time to explain to Jesus about women, i'd think the bible may become the encyclopedia of women.

And of the love of God!! What would ever happen if it comes down to a relationship and it just gets so awkward. For example (which i've experience)

When in  hell do you know what to do when the situation comes down to like this: the girls says -I'm cold, »  THAT'S IS A SIGN???!??!??!?  i don't get it. are they trying to seduce, trying to receive heat from my ADIDAS sweater which probably wouldn't do much heat.

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The life with little tiny brats

For one thing, those little kids are just a pain in the ass, why???? The main common reason i find is that they have the instinct of a lion mixed with a hyena, (they laugh and they beat the crap and dominate eachother. )

I really enjoy being teased by little kids, completely the truth....honest... nothing makes me feel better than too be ridiculed because of being so different (but yet funny) and being asked those same childish questions i had to face when i was they're age. Like when I revealed to the students that i was a Jehovah Witness, i was like a  frickin repeat game: Yes i don't celebrate christmas, i don't care if i don't have presents for my birthday, yes i don't celebrate christmas...wait, didn't i tell you this about a year ago?? For gosh sakes!! didn't i already tell you five years in a row?!!! 

Those where the little kids that made me feel so vulnerable, yet it was mostly the kids in my grade...BUT STILL!! Sometimes i feel like never telling them and lying to myself.
I just keep thinking when i see them those precious words that speaks of my anger: Those sons of a b******!!!

Well what else is there to make of?? little kids just totally love me.....i mean come on!! They come to my house and we TOTALLY play the WII and we just sit there and gossip and s***.



WHAT ELSE??



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